June 17, 2005 – Haiku Contest, part III   Leave a comment

Here is the latest entry in the USA Today Haiku Contest.

“Slathered” is a good verb.

Following are my entries for the theme Mayonnaise, but published here, rather than there. Comments welcomed, as ever:

Want mayo on that?
Life is more than calories
Savor its pleasures

Many unhealthy
Fattening population
Is mayo to blame?

Turkey, bacon, swiss
Lettuce, tomato, mayo
See? I had veggies

Next is Bottled Water. Any ideas?

— Grant

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Posted Friday, June 17, 2005 by Grant in Random

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